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skomph

(verb) To ruin a freshly painted fingernail or toenail by touching it to something before it has had time to dry.

(noun)A gouge in a freshly painted fingernail, especially a significant one that looks really bad and needs to be completely redone.
Don't let the cat come over here now--my nails are still wet and he'll skomph them for me! Oh, great, I knew it, now there's a big skomph, and cat fur as well! I'll have to remove all this polish and start over.
by Silky-M June 3, 2011
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Stamp Camp

To make up a fake reason to not go to a previous agreed upon event.
"...he'll no girl, I told him I had to go to "stamp camp," no way was I going to some Super Bowl thing!"
by Fetsis March 4, 2012
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Stampelope

A stamped self-addressed envelope. Because that's simply far too much to say.
"Don't forget to include a stampelope!" said George.
by FIDDLESTIXES June 30, 2012
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stampered

A term used to describe when a CFL (Canadian Football League) team chokes for the second year in a row during the Championship game
The Calgary Stampeders stampered for the second year in a row
by CFL Football Fan December 7, 2017
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scomption

A snack, a small bite to eat when you’re hungry but don’t want a full meal
I need a little scomption before I go to the gym
by Bibzy May 22, 2018
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Scompy

Adjective. Pleased and satisfied after eating especially delicious Human food. Invented by a parrot.

"He would always say (among all his other food phrases) 'want some?' While he was trying to convince me to give him bits of my yummy human food dinner. But he'd also play with words a bit, and one day he added a c in there, and changed it to 'want scome?' (Pronounced like scum), and I said 'want scome?' In an incredulous voice and laughed. So that only encouraged it and he kept saying scome instead of some. Then he distorted it further into 'want scom' where the two words almost rhyme, then 'want scomps?', then 'scomp scomps?', all in an ever increasingly incredulous tone, over the course of about a month. He suddenly switched back to saying it properly but scomps survived in his vocabulary in the form of his invented adjective scompy, which he created based on all the real adjectives he knows. He would get some of my dinner and then say 'ooh you're such a scompy budgie' meaning, I guess, that he's a budgie who gets to eat tasty human food."
"Aw man that pizza's got me so scompy"
"Did you have sausages? Yes you did! Who's a scompy dog!"
by Dazzydeer November 18, 2018
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Scompi

A navigation method used in Minecraft to indicate direction from where you came.

It was designed for Nether terrain and also can be utilised for navigating cave, the end and nether fortress.

It involve putting odd solid block as a indicator and the torches as direction. It is commonly used By Skizzleman in Minecraft naked and scared.
Lets make a scompi as we go, we didnt want to get lost...
by zapmanzee March 23, 2019
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