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Tek Screw

A lazy way to describe a screw appropriate for a task of fixing. Used instead of properly bolting something
Can't we just tek screw it to the upright?
by BarryPseudo December 9, 2021
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angry screw

Angry screw is a shot of screwball whiskey and dropped into a glass of apple angry orchard
I would like an angry screw please
by Zmann December 17, 2021
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im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something
Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"
by bob!bj January 28, 2022
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Big screws!

by Sillit Shrew March 15, 2022
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Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.
Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.
by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022
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Zesty Screwdriver

AKA Zesty Wrench, AKA Zesty Powedrill

A nickname for your penis after working hard all day.
Man, I need to take a shower and beat off because I got a zesty screwdriver in my pants right now
by NedOfTheDed April 10, 2022
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Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 5, 2022
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