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Walsall is a town is the west Midlands that is home to places like Blakenall and shelfield. It is one of the worst areas in England. Chavs and roadmen roam the streets stealing handbags from grannies and you'd be lucky if you see a man with a proper job as 3 quarters of the population practically live in the job centre
Hard working man: I might move to walsall

Hard working woman: no it's a shithole
Walsall is a right shithole. Don't go there
Walsall by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019
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A scary place for pass- buyers and old people. 99.9% of walsalls population cannot read or write and your lucky if they have a job.
Boy: Is WALSALL a good place to go
Girl : No its not
Walsall by anonymous November 14, 2020
Town in black country. West Midlands. Homeless man singing like a dying cat.
Man 1: want to go up Walsall mate. I was thinging about giving that homeless man a tenner.
Man 2: dont do that. He'll blast it on drugs and start singing ed sheeran thinking that hes riding a bicycle on the roof of jd sports
Walsall by Chavvy little bastad December 12, 2019
A little football team in the Midlands that hardly ever win and are managed by paul merson.
"crikey theres 3,000 here today, its a full house !!"
Walsall by Sparky Fenton May 13, 2005

Walsall academy

A place were people die on outward bound and in car crashes
Walsall academy is used to describea shit hole

Walsall Academy

It’s where a teacher eat goat on a trip on the way down from the mountain as he’s fat and eat all he’s food on the way up
Walsall Academy

What did are you one?
I choose goat
Loves goat doesn’t matter what others think

Poor goat died at the age of 5 cuz he’s to fat and couldn’t save some food for the way back down
Walsall Academy by Hommillioan April 24, 2019

Walsall (Town) 

A shitty town located within the West Midlands. This place is reknowned for having chavy drug dealer lads and slagly hooker looking females. Most of the individuals that live here smell like alcohol, shit and drugs. Most people within Walsall have no teeth, it is said that the girls of this town suck up to 20 random guys off a week. Most individuals lose there virginity at the age of 9 here
"Bro, don't go to Walsall (Town) the place smells of drugs and alcohol and everyone there stinks"
Walsall (Town) by Walsall local October 22, 2016
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