A person who when farts smells like they shit their pants, yet never claims it was their fart. If you do this action you may just find anti-skid signs in the bathroom.
Person 1:(farts)
Person 2:(smells shit) Do you smell that?It smells like shit!Did you just shit your pants?
Person 1:Nope, i don't smell anything.
Person 1:SKIDS!
Person 2:(smells shit) Do you smell that?It smells like shit!Did you just shit your pants?
Person 1:Nope, i don't smell anything.
Person 1:SKIDS!
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A feline possessing one or more of the following qualities, especially one possessing all of them: homosexuality, retardation, hideousness, a shit-head personality, an overall disturbed nature.
Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.
Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.
by Continuum muunitnoC August 26, 2008
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Spider Man anticipates danger, a Spider Bro anticipates the needs of a fellow bro.
Spider Man anticipates danger, a Spider Bro anticipates the needs of a fellow bro.
John: Damn I gotta alotta things to do today.
Joe: Chill out bro, I already picked up your dry cleaning and
returned your movies!
John: Thanks alot spider bro!
Joe: Chill out bro, I already picked up your dry cleaning and
returned your movies!
John: Thanks alot spider bro!
by magana91 July 19, 2011
Get the spider bro mug.Someone who normally doesn't wipe and lets the back of there underwear do the cleaning rustling is a a skid mark on there pants.
Other reasons for not wiping could be :
Busy (they might have a demanding job at Next)
Lazy
No Paper
Couldn't find a towel
They were framed
Other reasons for not wiping could be :
Busy (they might have a demanding job at Next)
Lazy
No Paper
Couldn't find a towel
They were framed
Me - man how did you leave the bathroom so quick
Skids - I don't wipe
Me - bet you've got some skid marks on your pants
Skids - I don't wipe
Me - bet you've got some skid marks on your pants
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A butt spider is what a clenched anus looks like when one tries to keep from shitting his/her pants.
Where's the bathroom, man? I've got a butt spider crawlin' around on my ass, I've got to take a shit so bad.
by Bumblebug August 10, 2006
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