spankerthon

Former olympic even removed from olympioc venues in 1768 due to suvere injury. This event was among one of the most popular games in its time, and is still practiced today at some schools and collages. It is a team sport, and a team consists of two players. One to spank, and the other to be spanked (kinda obvious) and the team that can produce the most impressive spank wins. Point go towards the accuracy of the spank, wind resistance, volume and the fatigue used.

Name an olympic sport cancelled in the late 1760's which included a team of two people and resulted in saw backsides: spankerthon.

by Ronald McWofflefag April 20, 2009

spanktabulous

(adj.) The hot, elated feeling one has from an overwhelming laugh or from a spankin' good time. Can be the opposite of ridonkulous. A high-level of amazing with the intention of believability combined with the drama of being fabulous.

She had a spanktabulous week: fresh ideas, hot looks, and exceptional moves.

I laughed so hard! What a spanktabulous good time!

That was the most ridonuklous dinner ever! Overpriced and didn't even taste good. We should try the spanktabulous place across town tomorrow night.

by JJSlim July 10, 2009

spankdump

The act of masturbating while taking a dump.

Guy 1. Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Guy 2. I was taking a spankdump.
Guy 1. Oh, i spankdumped on your mother's face last night.
Guy 2. Fuck you.

by professor penetration October 25, 2010

Spankrupt

The lack of imaginary partners to focus and fanatize about during masturbation.

If I dont get laid soon, I'll go spankrupt!

I need to get out, I'm in danger of going into spankruptcy!

That's nasty Bro! The though of having sex with her has left me spankrupt!

I've been hand firing it so much I'm going spankrupt!

by Tugjake October 28, 2010

spankin the bacon

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

by kidlou January 5, 2011

Spankruptcy

(noun) The state of figuratively or literally losing the ability to access your amassed collection of physical or virtual masturbation imagery.

My wife is so insecure that she wiped out the spank bank on my laptop, putting me into spankruptcy!

If I can't come up with something worth roughing up the suspect to I'll lose interest in myself and end up in spankruptcy!

spank bank spankrupt full spank spanktank

by MrLzrd June 3, 2011

spankadocious

To be utterly and absolutely spankingly awesome. To admire a thing of beauty. spank

See that car I cleaned over there ...... its spankadocious

by spankadocious May 21, 2017