Plan A is when the Contract Killers kill you on sight; Plan B is the backup. They will kill in hospital, while you are being treated for serious, but not fatal, injuries -aka the SETH RICH Emergency Treatment.
EMT: It's okay Ma'am, we are going to take good care of you.
Lady Driver: Ouch! What happened?
EMT: It looks like you are the victim of a hit and run. You'll be alright, once we get you to hospital, the Doc will fix you up real nice.
Lady Drive: (Dazed and confused) Hit and run car crash? I need to go to the hospital? Which Hospital? Where is my laptop and thumb drives!?
EMT: I don't know. DC Police were already on the scene when we arrived. I am sure you'll get them back. Relax. We are going to take you to DC General. It's the closest Trauma Centre.
Lady Driver: Noooooo. I don't want to go there!! They will give me the SETH RICH EMERGENCY TREATMENT! I'm as good as dead!!
EMT: (Smiling) Nonsense! You'll be right as rain in just a few.
Lady Driver: Ouch! What happened?
EMT: It looks like you are the victim of a hit and run. You'll be alright, once we get you to hospital, the Doc will fix you up real nice.
Lady Drive: (Dazed and confused) Hit and run car crash? I need to go to the hospital? Which Hospital? Where is my laptop and thumb drives!?
EMT: I don't know. DC Police were already on the scene when we arrived. I am sure you'll get them back. Relax. We are going to take you to DC General. It's the closest Trauma Centre.
Lady Driver: Noooooo. I don't want to go there!! They will give me the SETH RICH EMERGENCY TREATMENT! I'm as good as dead!!
EMT: (Smiling) Nonsense! You'll be right as rain in just a few.
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An annoying cunt that everyone hates to be around. He screams, kicks and yells when he doesn't get his way. Everyone would rather suck a 96 year old mans dick than be around him
(Person 1) "omg did you hear Seth Freeborn tried to fight J and got his ass kicked by him, Seth started crying and ran off. It was amazing"
(Person 2) "sound fucking hilarious"
(Person 2) "sound fucking hilarious"
by ChristianSlut November 8, 2019
Get the Seth Freeborn mug.Seth is a keeper. He can be silly, sarcastic, and sometimes a dumbass. But once you get to know his personally, you'll start to see that he has a good heart after all. Even all through his bipolar moods.
Seth likes hugs and he's that awkward guy that doesn't care what people think about him but once you get to know him a little more, he will open up to you. if you're patient and no annoying, you could have a really good friendship with him. He really is a special guy and he can be fragile. He is very supportive and smart guy when he actually tries to be. He always tried to be there for the people he loves sometimes more than he is for himself.
Seth is a nice guy but he is the biggest hoe .
Seth likes hugs and he's that awkward guy that doesn't care what people think about him but once you get to know him a little more, he will open up to you. if you're patient and no annoying, you could have a really good friendship with him. He really is a special guy and he can be fragile. He is very supportive and smart guy when he actually tries to be. He always tried to be there for the people he loves sometimes more than he is for himself.
Seth is a nice guy but he is the biggest hoe .
Ex. I made this Urban dictionary definition for my best friend Seth’s Christmas gift also he is hoe and I love him.
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Get the Seth mug.When you have sex with someone and they make a high pitched noise like "AYEEEE" or "OOOOOO" As if they are in a choir concert singing a song.
Dude 1: I was getting head so last night and i was singing fall setta!!
Girl 1: His dick was so big it had me saying "AAAAHH" OHHHHH" I was saying fall setta
Dude 2: Man last night I fucked a girl and she was crying fall setta.
Girl 1: His dick was so big it had me saying "AAAAHH" OHHHHH" I was saying fall setta
Dude 2: Man last night I fucked a girl and she was crying fall setta.
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Get the fall setta mug.An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.
Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.
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Get the Face Settee mug.A term used to describe when 2 knuckleheads jerk each other off in their ice hut to the point where they develop robitussen arthritis and need to use a bent rod
Hey my wrist is hurting from "wrist setting" you all day we need to start actually fishing, -but I can't use my rod anymore do to the crippling robitussen arthritis, I think we need to make a custom rod. We can call it a wrist setter
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