Suck It Easy 

Suck It Easy can be used and taken in several different ways. It depends upon the inflection with which it was stated.

It can meen. Suck it easy, as in "suck it"
or Suck it easy, as in "fuck you"
or Suck it easy, as in "take it easy"

However, at its core, Suck It Easy, means the same as, Hakunamatata, which means suck it easy in African.

No Worries, for the rest of your days.

"Don't worry about it man, just suck it easy"

"Tell that bitch to suck it easy!"

"Man that dude can suck it easy!"

Suck It Easy by RezTanto October 11, 2008

SUCK MONKEY 

A woman (hopefully) whose sole reason for existence is sucking cock.

My girlfriend is a suck monkey.

SUCK MONKEY by GS March 18, 2004

suck-tacular 

1. Something which sucks in a spectacular way. 2. Way overblown and ultra-cheesy ideas, often seen in marketing and advertising concepts.

The ass monkeys in the marketing department just blew two million dollars on an ad campaign so suck-tacular that you really just have to see it to believe it. I promise you that you will shit in your pants!

suck-tacular by JohnK May 21, 2005

Suck the Dong Bong 

There's a thing called a dong bong - it is a beer bong with a penis on the end of it where you put your mouth. So if you want to say something really and truly sucks you say that they suck the dong bong...because it is humiliating.

Melissa: Have you heard of that band, Fall Out Boy?
Annie: Oh yeah man, they suck the dong bong.

Suck the Dong Bong by NatashaSmiles July 2, 2009

suck one 

Suck a dick.

you don't like me? suck one, ass hole

suck one by 1800suckadickilovetosuckdick July 4, 2009

suck me up girl 

A side girl you frequently get mostly blow jobs from, that your friends and especially your family don't know about. A generally slutty girl, desperate for attention and acceptance, but will never get it. A yopper.

"Yo! I'm gunna go and hang out this my suck me up girl real quick, but I'll hit you up after. It shouldn't take too long."

suck me up girl by MRCWILL October 27, 2015

suck gash

A term that refers to orally stimulating a female by simply sucking, as one would a lollipop, on her birth canal (aka vagina). One can use his/her own discretion whether or not they include the clitoris in the action or not. If the individual who is performing the gash sucking chooses to exclude the clitoris from the sucking it is recommended that said individual should manually stimulate it with their finger and/or a feather duster.

Father Johnson:"Hey I saw you at church last Sunday. Why where you in the confessional for so long?"
Tim: Oh, I was just sucking one of the nuns' gashes.
Father Johnson: Oh you were always one to suck gash!
Tim: See you at Easter!

suck gash by The Goochie Burrito June 7, 2016