Short Pump

Cowboy slang for a small penis.

Two cowboys relieving themselves. One glances down at the other's equipment and says , "You have right short pump there don't you son?"

by Wooddog October 21, 2017

Short Pan

A male person, namely Cassper Nyovest, who has a small penis.

Hey, tell short pan to sign the contract.

by Zulurox March 19, 2020

short man syndrome

The need for a person of small stature to own a large vehicle (an SUV or a truck).

She's definitely suffering from short man syndrome, she's barely 5 feet tall and she's driving a Hummer. Her eyes barely come above the wheel.

by xxlinneaxlovexx March 1, 2009

short bus

retard racer

If u cant figure out wat a short bus is then u should probably be riding on it.

by flash999 September 12, 2009

short

Shortened version of the figure skating term, "short program," meaning the technical portion of a figure skating competition.

Sasha Cohen made just one mistake during the short, but Amber Corwin made two.

by fsfan February 15, 2005

STRAWBERRY SHORT-FACE

After a guy earns his Red-Wings the girl pulls some of her bloody pubes out and throws them in his face, yelling "Strawberry Short-Face!"

"Yeah so we're 69-ing and she's on her God Damn period! So I gave that slut a Dirty Lifeguard! But while I'm laughing at her, she totally Strawberry Short-Faced me, man!!!"

by 9078675309 October 15, 2008

straw berry short cake

when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.

i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!

by David May 17, 2004