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To 69 - guy on top with his balls in the girl's mouth - and with one movement, the guy sits up and shit-streaks the girls' nose resembling a lifeguard with sunscreen on his nose.
"No, I'm not kidding, Becky! He pulled his coin-purse out of my mouth and just when I thought he was gonna nut down my throat, he gave me a fucking Dirty Lifeguard! And he's just laughing at me yelling "SHART! SHART!"
by 9078675309 October 15, 2008
Get the DIRTY LIFEGUARD mug.After a guy earns his Red-Wings the girl pulls some of her bloody pubes out and throws them in his face, yelling "Strawberry Short-Face!"
"Yeah so we're 69-ing and she's on her God Damn period! So I gave that slut a Dirty Lifeguard! But while I'm laughing at her, she totally Strawberry Short-Faced me, man!!!"
by 9078675309 October 15, 2008
Get the STRAWBERRY SHORT-FACE mug.WHEN A GUY PULLS HIS DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND THEN RUBS IT ON YOUR LIPS SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ON CHULA LIPSTICK.
I was just getting ready to cum so I pulled it out of her ass and as I was aiming for her face she grabbed my dick and gave herself some Mexican Lipstick.
by 9078675309 January 5, 2009
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