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Barq's Root Beer

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience
You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT
by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023
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Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment
Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
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stephen alex root

a boy who really loves jet skis
alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”
by mattresseater August 3, 2023
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North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.
Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.
by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024
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New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.
I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.
by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024
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Shooting the Root

"Shooting the Root" is a saying which refers to the experience of a hunter attempting to shoot at an animal in the woods, but the animals scatters and the hunter misses. Consequently, shooting at the ground, shooting the root. Originating in the 17th century, this phrase was commonly said at a feast following a hunt. The hunters, drunk from the festivities, would make jokes, and if the joke didn't land they would exclaim: "I'm just shooting the root!" This was funny because, in fact, someone may have shot at a root.
by rootsugar March 9, 2026
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Sleeping On Roots

Stoically doing an arduous task for your own benefit ; Working extra hard to get ahead.
1: "Shit dude, where has Steve been?"
2: "Dude, he's been sleeping on roots at his job for a while now."
by Maxwell1526 April 19, 2025
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