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reverse cowgirl

A sex position loved by farmers because it reminds them of what they do at home. To do the reverse cowgirl the dude lays on his back while the misso sits on top of him and he pounds her pussy.
"do u wanna reverse cowgirl later tonight?"

"omg yes daddy i just creamed"
by crackedfortnitekid May 4, 2022
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Reverse Rape

1) The act of being given back your virginity through force.

2) The act of your virginity forcefully being thrown back into your body.

If you are in the act of Reverse Rape and you have not lost your virginity in the first place. You then have two virginity's, or more commonly known as Virginity².
Jim: Dude, I just got reverse raped...
Bob: How did you manage that?
Jim: It just happened! It was all so sudden.
by Sieabah L. park April 18, 2010
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reverse salami turnaround

The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.
"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."
by Ian Carlson November 19, 2006
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reverse psychology

Where an arrogant/disgruntled/overly-confident client "turns the tables" and attempts to counsel the psychologist.
Dr. Phil: Let's talk about your childhood.
Madea (cheerfully): Let's talk about YOUR childhood.
Dr. Phil. Talkin' about MY childhood isn't gonna help YOU out. Okay, let's try a different route. Do you sleep well at night?
Madea (with an impish breezy smile): Do YOU sleep well at night?
Dr. Phil (passing his hand over his face in a "I can't handle this --- NOBODY could talk any sense into this woman" gesture): Look --- I ain't gonna be able to help ya if you're gonna practice reverse psychology here!
by QuacksO December 25, 2016
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reverse-parachute

the ninja move Jesus used to get back to heaven
After the reincarnation, Jesus reverse-parachuted back to "heaven" (scientifically known as the exosphere)
by AirplaneDonk November 20, 2010
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Reverse Cowgirl

The position of which is supposedly the correct usage of the common toilet in which the person sits on the toilet seat facing the water tank and uses the tank as a table so that the user can work while taking a crap, as instructed by the ghost of Sir John Harington. This prevents the user from falling ass-first into the toilet bowl which could lead to unwanted deaths and scams from evil law firms.
You're taking a Sir Harington the wrong way- you're supposed to reverse cowgirl!
by agnerypershiiion August 2, 2012
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Reverse Pigs in a Blanket

1) RPIB. When a man places his testicles in the middle of a woman's vagina, she covers his testicles with her labia, and then queefs to reveal the testies to the world again.
2) When a man rips the skin of his penis off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to masturbate.
I asked if she wanted to RPIB (reverse pigs in a blanket) and she laughed. The laugh caused an involuntary queef. Our eyes met, she looked like a wood nymph, and we both knew what would happen next.
by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011
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