3 definitions by agnerypershiiion
The depressing act of fantasizing about what you would have done differently if you knew what you know now.
"I would've stopped her from going out for a jog that day if I knew she'd get hit by a jumbo jet, she'd still be alive and so would the passengers on flight 123 and I would become a total hero and not have to keep working this stupid job"
"That's a nice hindsight fantasy, but keep on scrubbin' - those dishes ain't gonna clean themselves."
"That's a nice hindsight fantasy, but keep on scrubbin' - those dishes ain't gonna clean themselves."
by agnerypershiiion November 25, 2014
If you're agnostic or deist, if you believe in (the possibility of) some form of deity but don't let religion run your life, then you're practically an atheist.
by agnerypershiiion November 17, 2014
The position of which is supposedly the correct usage of the common toilet in which the person sits on the toilet seat facing the water tank and uses the tank as a table so that the user can work while taking a crap, as instructed by the ghost of Sir John Harington. This prevents the user from falling ass-first into the toilet bowl which could lead to unwanted deaths and scams from evil law firms.
by agnerypershiiion March 20, 2012