Mexican Fortune Cookie

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.

Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.

by Maxwell February 14, 2005

Mexican Guillotine

Noun.) The act of being constipating and profusely attempting to shit, only to have the shit prairie dog back in, with the extra effort usually causing the sphincter to close prematurely, depositing your "hard work" piece by piece in the commode.

Verb.) (Mexican Guillotining) Engaging in the Mexican Guillotine.

1.) "God, man. I shouldn't have eaten those 10 5-layer burritos from Taco Bell. I was up all last night pulling off a Mexican Guillotine. That goddamn cheese is how they get you..."
2.) "Dude. I feel bad for Jim. I heard that bastard in the bathroom during lunch break, and he sounds like he's having a pretty hard time. He's probably Mexican Guillotinin' it so bad in there, it's starting to look like a damn Fiesta."

by Fotzengeil April 6, 2010

Mexican waffle

the act of shitting in one of those egg crate things on a dorm bed and then making the bed over it (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "hot pocket", "trunk muffin")

That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck in his room and left him a Mexican waffle.

by Sam F March 23, 2005

mexican gazebo

portable toilets , outhouse

"man i gotta take a shit , ill go in that mexican gazebo

by regal November 4, 2003

mexican wind tunnel

The sexual act of scissoring a girl and positioning your bunghole up to her vagina and farting into it, then turn around and place your penis infront of it and having her queef it back on your dick like its a sleek automobile in a wind tunnel

Dude, I gave tina the best mexican wind tunnel last night, my dick is soo sleek

by lil muny May 23, 2010

Angry Mexican

Using salsa as lube.

My slut and I did an Angry Mexican in front of her parents.

by El Guopo August 31, 2010

mexican hotpocket

When a male takes a shit in a females vagina and then has sex with her.

"So i ate Taco Bell the other night and went home to have sex with my girlfriend. While we were having sex i had to take a dump so bad i gave her a mexican hotpocket.

by A. Regar June 26, 2008