May 2

the day the most silliest fool was born, the most rediculous clown known to man graced this earth on this day

today is may 2, let us rejoice in a moment of tomfoolery for the anniversary of the birth of the master of clown-foolery

by i am in your walls November 21, 2021

James May

When something or someone is so bad at driving that they somehow manage to stay completely still to the molecular level

Aaron: *pussies out halfway through a powerslide*
Chaz: OMFG, Aaron you are such a James May

by gopnik1163 July 2, 2023

Teresa May

She my be a twat but she is DEFINITELY better than Boris Johnson.

The UK: Hey is that Teresa May?
Yes. It is.

The UK: I wish she were still prime minister. Boris Johnson is clueless. The geezer hasn't got a clue what he's doing..

by CancelBorisJohnson April 29, 2021

Billy Mays

A middle aged man, who can't seem to control his voice and advertises infomercials. By the strain in his voice you'd think he is constantly defecating his pants.

Billy Mays: "AS YOU CAN SEE OXY-CLEAN DOES THE JOB!

by IHAVE_OGD March 30, 2009

Cape May

The town is Owned by Kent Lambie

U just got OWNED or Pawned

by Joe May 13, 2005

May 15th

National nigro day

Your black were you born May 15th

by Tut O’Malley November 25, 2019

May 20

May 20 is the best day to be with you girlfriend. Did u and your girlfriend Get together on May 20 your gonna marry her

Person 1: can I leave early I have to meet my girl
Person 2: Why os it something spesial?
Person 1:Yes Its may 20 and Im getting married

by ImNowMarried October 16, 2019