Crotch Kernels

The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.

1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!

by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012

dirty kerr

Noun : Small town in the Texas Hill Country where people go to recover from drugs and alcohol. Relapse rate is often high (no pun intended) and scallies run around hooking up with scrotes, thud dubbing the small town "dirty"

Bruh, I went home for the weekend but it's time to go back to the dirty kerr and pick up that silver D chip.

by Crazy leg November 22, 2015

Fps KermitTF

KermitTF is the type of person to waste his sad sadistic life writing about another person ( he is a pedophile). He still sucks on his mums fat saggy wrinkly tits that honestly look like Aussie grown sultanas. He likes licking the bottom of ball sacks. He always has ashy knees because he likes to suck dick. His chest looks like great pyramid of gyza. He consistently sits in a wooden chair playing Fortnite in the living with TV on max to fucking piss everyone in his party off plus his pc breaks and rages like a pussy. He is biggest troll in real life as well. When he is jealous, he turns into a fucking gremlin, he destroys everything that you like just so it's "even". He makes consistent jokes about midgets cause his tall and that's the only thing that he has good ( tall but disabled). He leeches off other peoples food just because his parents don't care about him as much as his brother.

Girl: hey, Kermit

Fps KermitTF: PLEASE GIVE ME FOOD NOW

Girl: Im hungry though

Kermit : MY PARENTS HATE ME GIVE ME FOOD BITCH

by Inboundbaker470 June 16, 2019

The Golden Kernel

The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".

This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.

" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "

by 外人 Gaijin August 25, 2009

kara aka kera

a vsco girl that has millions of scrunchies a hydroflask a kanken and white vans

shes basic af

shes also super sweet and loves dogs

"did you see that kara aka kera?"

"yeah i stole her scrunchies"

by skinnylegendma August 31, 2019

Kerstin

Amazingly Beautiful, Incredibly talented. everyone wants to be just like her. Smart, funny, and makes you feel good just by being around her. Loving and sweet, well-rounded and popular, every guy wants a Kerstin of his own. Faithful, Independent, Thoughtful and HOTTTTTTT!!!

Kerstin is a goddess, a temptress, a suductress. Every woman wante to be her, every man wants to have her.

by abacusman February 3, 2010

Kerrigan

verb: To better one's position by crippling a close rival or teammate (who is ideally a whiny unsufferable bitch). The plan to do so may or may not be complex, foolproof or effective.

"Bill's on starting lineup again. I think the only way Coach Hoss is going to play me is if I Kerrigan his ass."

"That frickin' coach's kid keeps on screwing up the play... if he screws it up one more time I'm gonna Kerrigan that bitch!"

by dingovishnevski October 20, 2007