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The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".

This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.
" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "
by 外人 Gaijin August 24, 2009
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