circle jerky

When dads get together and hangout by a fire and share beef jerky

Hey wanna have a circle jerky this weekend?

by Seyton July 13, 2023

Pounding Bad Jerky

The act of having sexual relations with skanks, tramps or women who are easy.

Dude you better lay off pounding bad jerky, or you will be sorry.

by juciedupandsloppy July 20, 2012

Bagging the jerky

A euphemism for putting a condom on.

Person 1: Yo dude, I'm bagging the jerky!

Person 2: Good shit man, you won't catch the herp.

by stardust117 August 17, 2018

Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hyde

To jerk or not to jerk? That is the question. Essentially, you take your little lady out to a nice evening on the town, treating her to a fine meal and such. Being the nice guy you are, you invite her back home to the tune of a few hits of LSD. 30 minutes later you find yourself masterbating at a furious pace of 100 beats a minute, chasing your girl around the house screaming "I am Spartacus" and tossing little pickles at the back of her head.

You then wake up the next morning to your car keys in your ass and a pug humping itself.

"Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hyde, the gift that keeps on giving."

by sac-a-jew-ias July 5, 2012

Ben and Jerryland

Ben andJerryland is another name for Vermont.

Sen. Sanders comes from Ben and Jerryland.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

Jerrian

This girl is the definition of beauty she really is perfect. If you know a girl with this name cherish her forever because she deserves it. A girl with this name is the best person you will ever know in your whole life because shes cute, funny, rather dorky, and really cares if you get to know her.

That girl Jerrian is the most beautiful girl I have ever met

by muahKevin February 28, 2010

ben and jerrys special

when you put whipped cream or other ice cream toppings on a penis then have someone lick it off

guy:that ben and jerrys special felt so cold but so gooooood

girl:i know

by marshwallow June 14, 2011