humanist vegan

slang/underground term for cannibal, used in deep web & blogging circles to avoid notice

"As a humanist vegan, I'm very concerned with the diet of the person I'm having over for dinner."

by dond42 July 17, 2017

Human

are you actually looking up this? seriously?

you are a human.thats all.

by Murd August 26, 2017

Human-Trannypede

A human trannypede, a human centipede made entirely of transsexuals.

“Jeez Phill that human-trannypede of yours is getting long”

by Dyspraxic Attack November 7, 2017

Human

howfully you know what that is i mean its what the fuck you are if youre reading this now stop searching shit you all know

i am a human that searched human in the urban dictionary

by logan blackburnllllllllllllllo November 30, 2017

Human Washing Machine

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.

Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.

by Penncilvester January 31, 2018

Human

A creature that seems to be trying to kill the planet

Humans man, they really ruffle my jimmies

by Not a fax machine March 4, 2018

human pong

The act of launching a ping pong ball from one anus to another until one of the anuses fails to properly catch the ball.

I lost at human pong, but at least I'm not that sore!

by Pepboys May 22, 2018