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holy screamer 

when you take an altar boy throw him in a pool of holly water and anally rape him.
Did you see father john give that new altar boy a holy screamer last week.
holy screamer by B Wizzle 2 October 30, 2007

holy garments

Any of various types of clothing, but usually denim jeans, which have worn out to the point that they have holes in them.
Mom said we were going to church, and that I should wear my holy garments, so I picked out my worn out blue jeans and an old tee-shirt with moth holes in it.

Holy Trinity 

A threesome with a father and son
Last night at a whiskey tasting I met Rod and his son Ryan, we ended up at the Ritz and had a holy trinity.

Holy Diver 

Words used to express sudden surprises.
Dude 1: Holy diver! Check out that bitchin' cool Lego fortress
Dude 2: Yeah that was pretty neat
Holy Diver by Muppe July 31, 2006

Holy water 

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.
My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.
Holy water by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Water 

An epic drink that will make anyone who is down, extremely happy. It's bubbly taste is one that no one should go without. It is the drink of God.

a.k.a. Coca Cola.
Sam: I am so thirsty. I need a really good drink!

Matt: Here, have a Holy Water.

Sam: Wow, thanks! I feel like a million bucks now!
Holy Water by SamAndMatt April 22, 2010