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sand goggles

used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.
if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.
by Mike Jones May 27, 2004
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Italian Goggles

When a man puts his balls on the womans eyes.
" Last night i took a picture of my wife wearing some italian goggles while she sleep"
by tepotini August 1, 2009
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slap and giggle

He plays slap and giggle in those gay singlets.
by io April 22, 2005
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gogglesmash

Term used when a character wearing goggles is killed off-panel in a comic book. Usually denoted by the presence of smashed goggles on the floor after the kill without ever seeing the body.

Synonymous with sallyblam

The phrase comes from BumbleKing Comics Forums, the official forums for the current writer of Archie Comic's Sonic the Hedgehog (as of 2011). In issue #225 of Sonic, the lead female Sally Acorn was killed off-panel by three BLAMs. The issue ends with Sonic running toward her off-panel body only seeing smashed goggles (hence, gogglesmash) on the floor.
Comic Nerd 1: Dude, that guy with the goggles totally got killed off-panel. Heck, they only show broken goggles afterwards. The @#$%.

Comic Nerd 2: Sounds like he was gogglesmashed.
by MegaHayzer October 14, 2011
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Clear goggles

The phenomenon of utter awareness of one's own and others' actions, that one experiences when abstaining from drinking on a night out.
"I'm wearing my clear goggles tonight. I'm going to punch Dave in the face and then blame it on alcohol. God, I hate Dave."

"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"
by Jungle Panda November 21, 2009
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Ninja Goggles

When a ninja gets so drunk he or she fucks a pirate. The opposite of pirate goggles.
So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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Dooberman Goggles

Dooberman goggles is where you place your nutsack on someones eyes usually one nut per eye.
Aw man last night my friend fell asleep and we put some dooberman goggles on him but he woke up and cut them off.
by Payy_tawn May 12, 2010
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