UGLY MUSTY CRUSTY FUGLY DUSTY ASS BITCH

Some goofy ahh roast

Person one: Hiii

Person two: STFU YOU UGLY MUSTY CRUSTY FUGLY DUSTY ASS BITCH

by anonymous June 27, 2022

Call of Duty

Currently the best form of contraception known to man. It keeps the raping strictly to video games, rather than on the streets because we ALL know that these kids have never seen a real pair of tits before.

Sally: Hey John! Eat my pussy! :D

John: Umm... no... I'm playing call of duty right now, but what's a pussy? :O

Sally: -_- a doughnut...

John: Can you just bring it over? :(

Sally:... fuck you john

by Yeeeaaaa buddy! March 2, 2011

call of duty

An excellent game with some of the best graphics and gameplay of all time. There are so many intense and fun single player misssions such as the British when you have to hold that bridge. Or as the Soviets when you have to rush the dock at Stalingrad or take that building.

Also has top notch multiplayer.

*Waits patiently for 2 year old DoD zealot to post something about how Call Of Duty sucks*

by Elitist January 18, 2004

Call of Duty 4

a game that always fucks you over what was once fun is now shit cause the maps get very old after a while. the only way to have fun in cod 4 is when you block doors another fun move is in District in the house that has that room with a stair way next to it that leads to nothing stand in the doorway in that room and your team will keep spawning in there as someone menchend in halo 3 you get killed by five year olds in cod 4 you get killed by 12 year olds that spam grenades that your guy can throw over 2 buildings bounce 300 ft then blow up right next to you

AFFLICT: wow thats gay

Project_74: what happend?

AFFLICT: i was hit by my own grenade that bounced of 50 things and just happend to land right next to me the physics in this game sucks

Project_74: holy fucking shit i was just killed from behind a fucking brick wall and the guy who killed me was spamming a m16 while spinning in circles

AFFLICT: thats stupid fuck cod 5 and Call of Duty 4 lets get LBP and the new Lord of the Rings game!

Project_74:HURRAY!

by Bubba Jenny March 25, 2009

Call Of Duty Cold War

The newest game in the Call of Duty franchise and it is a fun game with a single player, multiplayer, and a good Zombies

Me: “Hey Justin did you play Call Of Duty Cold War last night?”
Justin “Yeah, and I’m cracked 😫”

by Some Fat Ass Gamer December 24, 2020

Call of Duty

A series of games made by Activsion that generally take place in WW2, Producers alternate between Treyarch and Infinity Ward. Treyarch made Call of Duty 3, and World at War. Infinity Ward made Call of Duty, CoD2, and CoD4 (The best of the bunch). Almost as good as sex.

Gamer 1: Wanna play Call of Duty?
Gamer 2: Sure, witch one?
Gamer 1: 4, Duh!

by Burkus December 16, 2008

duft

Vaginal Discharge. Vaginal Leakage.

"She had duft all over her."

by Rich Patterson July 7, 2007