Gay faggots disease

When you been sucking on that dick a little too much.

Wow, my brother sam has mega Gay Faggots Disease.

by SemenHole August 4, 2022

JJ Disease

This disease is usually gotten by senior in highschool.

Signs of having this syndrome include:

- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.

- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.

- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.

- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.

- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."

If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.

Man, my boyfriend just said he wanted to make love to me today. Then an hour later he broke up with me. Then an hour later we got back together. And now he doesn't know if he loves me. Do you think he has JJ syndrome?

by Jeremy January 23, 2005

Larkinson's Disease

Someone who has Larkinson's Disease is a compulsive talker, and has trouble staying quiet. Also, less often, someone who asks too many questions related to drugs.

John: "MAN, Joe just won't SHUT UP!"
Bob: "Yeah, I'm afraid he has Larkinson's Disease."

by L.E. Lykes Kok April 14, 2006

Hungarian Spinning Disease

fatal disease characterized by intense sensations of spinning (hence the name), dizziness, nausea, or falling. causes are unknown, but the victim almost always perishes within 78 hours of the first spinning attack. slight headaches often precede the attacks.

it is also notable that the disease only affects certain 12 year olds with names beginning in s and ending in ofia.

"oh no! sofia's caught the hungarian spinning disease!"

by Narishimbakrikanle Bazookla July 20, 2008

Dutch Butt Disease

A bad case of gas, indigestion, or diarrhea that can attack people of anglo-dutch ancestry

Girl: I don't feel like doing anything sexual tonight; I ate too much and I'm getting a bad case of dutch butt disease

by Joran van der Sloot March 10, 2008

Phat Pussi Disease

Phat Pussi disease occurs when one or more large penis having men repeatedly shove their fat throbbing cock into one females vagina which ultimately leads to a phat pussi

Micheal, Zane and Peter destroyed Kim until she acquired Phat Pussi Disease

by Sexdeamon June 17, 2018

Floppy Lung Disease

Having lungs that are floppy in nature. Similar to a deflated balloon in appearance. Diagnosed by special Italian Doctors who have no real medical experience whatsoever.

"I told my P.E. Teacher I couldn't run because of my Floppy Lung Disease."

by BBB4LIFE April 14, 2010