ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by Dannyisazombie February 18, 2025

uncle chang

An Asian man who is Black Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is Black Washed would be called an Aunt Chang.

Huang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Tim: Tim, you are such an Uncle Chang

by hurtmicg6 January 17, 2021

uncle chang

An Asian man who is Black Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is Black Washed would be called an Aunt Chang.

Juang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Tim: Tim, you are such an Uncle Chang

by MICK-DOG January 17, 2021

chang pods

Fake Chinese airpods. They're like twice the size of the real thing.

Bruh look at how big that dude's chang pods are

by pnollie October 09, 2019

Dooky change

1) An amount of money that is less than a dollar, consisting of coins.

2) An undesirable amount of change that you can't really buy anything with.

A)
"Yeah, I was standing at the counter and she handed me back some Dooky change. What am I supposed to do with that?"

B)
Person 1- "Let's go to the strip club!"
Person 2- "No way man those girls aren't worth Dooky change."

by Brandon Mc January 13, 2008

Change your Shocks

To give a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft.

This girl just gave me a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft, she said it's called Change your Shocks

by ParkyP May 01, 2019

the money change

"the money change" is a code of honor which dictates that once the outcome of a wager between parties has been determined the losing party must pay the wager as soon as possible and such payment should be in a public way thus demonstrating appropriate humility

You gave it a good effort out there but now it's time for the money change!

by P Daigle January 22, 2025