Older US Navy dress blue uniforms had 13 buttons to hold your pants shut, the 13 button salute refers to when you grab the top corners of the front flap on the trousers and pull down quickly, undoing all 13 buttons at once, this was traditionally done before sex on while on liberty in a foreign port.
He gave her the 13 button salute
by State from Jake Farm February 23, 2022
An herb, that when consumed will cause a tingling sensation of the tongue and cheeks, nicknamed "Mouth Seizure" by french comedians, it is a popular sexual enhancer in Latvia.
by Mr. Herpes, sucka. August 20, 2012
Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.
Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
by CutiePatootiePie January 21, 2025
A Button Beater is any electronic device used to stimulate a women's clitoris, to the point where she has an orgasm.
If you have a problem with your daughter always sexting, buy her a Button Beater, so she can get her frustrations out and her focus back where it should be.
by $RollSmoke November 28, 2021
The act of laying a penis flat on the owners own body and aiming the tip towards his belly button, then proceeding to use either a massager or water jet head to massage the penis to orgasm, therein delivering a load into the belly button.
C-Bass had a fear of Belly Button play until he learned about Button-Nuttin, now after some practice he loves it :)
by Tommy2Straws June 04, 2022
by tudoro February 14, 2023
When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.
by spiffy6977 December 02, 2014