i shit in the microwave

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret

guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the

by average boi January 21, 2022

eat shit and die

Usually said when really pissed off.

Say it, then beat the person the fuck up.

"Eat shit and die!" Johnny said as he ran over and beat the shit out of the queer nerd.

by Mike February 8, 2004

Man U shit

When a given sports team or player gets ridiculously preferential treatment from a referee.

Comes from the way English football club Manchester United get obvious preferential treatment from referees in the English Premier League.

"Dude did you see the blown call in that game last night? Total Man U shit"

by Bart Mancuso April 9, 2010

shit on my dick

Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".

Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!

by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008

eat shit and die

A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.

MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.

by Noodly appendage August 27, 2006

cart-o-shit

when you find a hiden cart of random trash that someone has hidden, to get out of cleaning it up.

Hey, what's that?

Oh, it's just another cart-o-shit left from task time today.

by momma kk June 6, 2010

hammered dog shit

A. any soldier whos sucks at life.
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable

Mcknight, you look like hammered dog shit.

by MANNAMEDJACK March 5, 2009