Chilly Willy

A game played by men where you put your willy on a chilly block of ice and the last man with his dick on the ice is declared victorious

Yo nibba wanna go play some of dat chilly willy my boi Johnson got a real cold one this time

by Generalbutboi69 June 6, 2018

wet willie

Insert wet dildo into the ear of your lover or friend in an attempt to be funny...then run like hell.

Can use saliva or other bodily fluids.

Dude I gave her the best wet willie ever...then she beat my ass.

by gogoppl October 1, 2010

willy wonka

an idiot or just a plonker

dave: i love you john
john: shut up you good for nothin willy wonka

by andrewlongnose April 15, 2008

chilly willy

slang for small cock
Based on how cold shrinks the penis

Guy strips; girl takes one look and says, "I'm outta here, I didn't eat a roofy just to get it on with some chilly willy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2009

Wisconsin Willy

A term for a penis with considerable smegma, or "dick cheese."

"I hear that Jimmy isn't too clean. Sally said that he's got a Wisconsin Willy.

by Tomshanks October 9, 2008

cobbles willy

idiot, spaco

a retarded person

by fish May 6, 2003

Jizzy Willy

Where u cum in a girls ear after she gives u a blowjob

Jizzy willy

by Megaprime1994 February 11, 2010