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Thornton

A female dog who constantly misses open goals when playing football.

Thorntons are usually very childish and have a high-pitched voice, and thus explains his lack of masculinity. Although he is self-proclaimed that he is a man, it doesn’t reflect the fact that it appears to be one.

The only words Thorntons use are “woof woof” as it is clear that it has lack of grammatical and comprehensive capabilities.

Thorntons are good at football, but when he is near an empty goal, he tends to miss it every single time.
I love to play football with my friends. However, if he is a Thornton, I would’t even think about playing as he misses open goals.
by HarryKaneTheKing August 7, 2018
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deep throat

Choking on an a particularly large piece of food
by lasagna eater December 21, 2008
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Throat-snort

When you make a snorting noise, but try to cover it up by saying it was your throat
"...a ginger!"
*laff*snort*laff*
"HAHAHAHAHA YOU JUST SNORTED!"
"No I didn't, it was my throat!"
"OK then, you throat-snorted!"
by Mark, Ell and Cranky October 10, 2006
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Throat check

when a chick gives a dude a blow job
Even though the windows were fogged, you could tell the chick was giving that dude a throat check.
by Andrew Irvine March 10, 2008
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deep throat

1.To drink very fast, swallowing rapidly,
2.To Drink something that is not yours,or like taking advantages when drinking someones beverage.
Damn Deep Throat.... you only asked for a sip nigga
by jo'dane April 17, 2006
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deep-throat a holy book

An act of shoving a holy book down one's throat (or fingers when typing over the internet).
Amey: I find it fascinating that God is praised for the same ol' world that ever lived and today we blame one another for.

TJay: Your whole diatribe is baseless & not based on the Bible at all.

Amey: I wasn't talking about The Bible.

TJay: Religions per say, are not neccessarily based on the Bible, so blaming God himself for what 'others' say about the Bible, doesn't make their statements true does it!? Here is the the solution: First..READ The ACTUAL BIBLE. Gain therfore HIS thoughts, not mans. And then make your considered opinion.

Amey: Don't deep-throat a holy book unto me.
by Nãvnã October 30, 2011
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Cut-Throat

a girl that has a bangin body but her face is shity.....can also use C.T.
Yo, she's a cut-throat, but i'd still do her!
by ChadCC December 6, 2002
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