Suck My Eggs 

1) Expression used when a man wants a girl to suck his eggs out of his vagina with her dick. It can also be done orally. This is done in a parallel universe.

Hey Babe, why don't you come over here and suck my eggs out!!!

Suck My Eggs by Smith Hall Posse' May 2, 2007

Suck ass 

A person who is beyond being an ass hole and makes life crappy for you every minute of every day.

John is such a suck ass.

Suck ass by Deep blue 2012 May 23, 2010

suck a dick 

a Phrase sed when you wanna get on sum1z nerves right when dey say sumtin jus say "SUCK A DICK" and dey'll shutup

GUY: HEY SUP
GUY2:SUCK A DICK
GUY:fuck u
GUY2:SUCK A DICK
GUY:ok

suck a dick by Hopzz February 14, 2004

suck wind 

1. To gasp for air following physical exertion.

2. What Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah do when the elevator is out of order.

The fat mofo had to suck wind after chasing down the ice cream truck.

suck wind by B-rad November 16, 2004

suck a fuck 

To give a man a blowjob after he has already cum

Original use in Donnie Darko

Emally loves to suck a fuck

suck a fuck by Teh Treu Wiz November 9, 2009

Suck Me on a Handstand 

Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand

Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole

Suck Me on a Handstand by Desi Harris May 2, 2005

Suck your mum 

A term used by the poorly educated underclass of Britain to cause offense, although its difficult to imagine quite which part of 'your mum' you're supposed to 'suck'.

Oi! What you chattin shit about? Go suck your mum!

Suck your mum by Nanna_MoOn September 27, 2008