shitty chat

The act of talking shit or gossiping in a public setting without remorse or dignity

Don’t be shitty chatting my momma like that! Take that shitty chat home with you!

by Darah Ballander December 22, 2017

shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed into the anus and was able to gather pieces of poo to gain further flavouring

'I shoved a bag of jelly beans up my ass because I love that shit '
'My favourite flavour of jelly bean is shit
'I can only give you one shitty bean at a time '

by Callijames April 24, 2018

shitty william

An uppity Shitty Bill. The one guy who lives at the front of the trailer park who insists on referring to it as a mobile home court.

Look at that shitty william up there, broke bastard cuts his own hair and acts like he’s better than us.

by Roderick Barringer January 7, 2018

shittynet

shittynet is the internet of people that goes below 1Mb/sec

omg i can't connect, my shittynet is acting up.

by Willy347 January 10, 2018

shittynet

internet so slow you pull your hair out

my shittynet is preventing me to read my mails

by Willy347 February 13, 2018

Snottybotty

This is when a crap is taking a long time, you get the paper ready and use it to blow your nose while you wait. Then you forget and when you wipe your ass with it it doesnt actually absorb anything. It just smears everything in a big mess round your hole, needing further cleaning with soap.

Oh my god sorry i took so long I dont want to put you off your dinner but i got the paper ready and then i used it to blow my nose then i wiped my ass with it but it didnt actually absorb anything it just smeared everything in a big mess and i had to clean up in the sink it was a distinct case of snottybotty .

by Primebritish February 21, 2018

shitty lit

When Slayer joins the call and someone yells "You're Black!!!!!"

Slayer joined:
Slayer: Hi
Cookie: You're Black
Random: This party is shitty lit

by Alpha Chat May 28, 2018