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joy ride 

Driving aimlessly with friends at night causing trouble and looking for stuff to do. This may include stealing lawn items, wrecking cars, mailbox baseball, messing with pedestrians, doughnuts, e- brake slides , yelling racial slurs at foriegners, terrorizing basically everyone, ect...

people belonging to groups like these are so smooth and stealthy they are often reffered to as "urban ninjas"
on the joy ride we smashed a cars back window with a baseball bat, then took off in the car.
joy ride by Peter Carr October 26, 2005
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pimp my ride 

A show where cars are taken from white people and then turned into a car which only a stuck-up (black) rapper would drive. They put spreewell wheels, lots of chrome, etc. Not to mention useless stuff like a turntable in the back. (where do you put your bags/luggage?)
I got my car pimped and got an official invitation to Harlem.
pimp my ride by Freakasync July 3, 2005
Gangster-speak for a stolen hoop-dee; a stolen car. The "G" comes from "GTA", police acronym for "Grand Theft Auto". A "cold" G-Ride is an unreported stolen car. Widely mistaken by lame White Folk to mean an urban gangster's car, stolen or not. In an ironic twist, same term has been used for decades by Fed law enforcement Agents to describe the police-type cars they drive, plain or marked! (see next entry)
"Yo, MoFo, how we gonna git to da mall ta jack some 20's?"
"Chill, Niggah, I gots us a cold G-Ride!"
G-Ride by pIMP dADDY g June 12, 2006

magic carpet ride

Act of sex or, sometimes, toking up. Floor rug where sex occurs. Usually found during the Hippie Era in an overly small flat or back of a van, pickup, or ground. Used because it's better for your back then the floor\wall\VW bugg.
After a few sticks, Snogmaster took Sunflower for a magic carpet ride.
magic carpet ride by - February 1, 2004

pimp my ride 

Ridiculous American TV show on MTV, where the host Xzibit gets his shit band of mechanics, interior specialists etc, to make a really crappy car, into a really crappy tacky car. One worth a watch!!!
"Hey I'm Xzibit, and im here to pimp yo' ride"
pimp my ride by Gilbo January 6, 2005

bangkok bus ride 

Travel to Bangkok with friends. Have fun in the many strip clubs and brothels. Partake in a hooker or two. When you get an STD; take a bus to the hospital.
bangkok bus ride;Me and my friends took a trip to Thailand and took the bangkok bus ride.
bangkok bus ride by J-Sin690 January 25, 2008

New York Bus Ride 

A sexual act between two men in which the receiving partner, person A, is sitting on the other partner's, person B's, lap sideways. Additionally, B sucks A's dick while fucking him in the ass.
"I'll sit on your lap and let you fuck my ass, but you have to suck my dick."

"Okay, before or after?"

"Dude, during. I want a New York Bus Ride."
New York Bus Ride by SamKatz April 25, 2010