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Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.
Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.
Kevin by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023
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when an enemy becomes friendly in a game
we ve got a new kevin
kevin by a cool potato November 30, 2023
In gaming: a guy that is or appears to be new to the game. Your friend or homie.

You don't know Kevin's true power
If I saw herobrine I would call my friend Kevin
Kevin by Banana Corn December 4, 2023
A very stupid dumbass, comonly found in the milky way galaxy. Name for gay, sped, and high LGBT - small wee wee humans.
Man, stop being a Kevin.
Kevin by StOp BeInG gAy December 11, 2023
A creepy man, typically with glasses and a pedo stache
Woman: hi!

Kevin: i will follow you home!
Kevin by GoblinGreed69 December 14, 2023
If a guy's name is Kevin he is very chill and cool (sometimes a little gay) he probably kidnaps children as well
"hey look over there is that kevin?"

"yeah he's the child preditor!"

"well he chill tho we gonna be fine."
kevin by SUR (so cool) December 15, 2023
A complete asshole, especially if he is Hungarian or from West Virginia.
"ew.. it's Kevin.."
Kevin by quackheadofthesouth December 28, 2023