Jerry Springer Show

A Chicago-based trash talkshow hosted by Jerry Springer that emphasizes dysfunctional sectors of American society that includes whitetrash, debauchery, violence, racism and sexual promiscuity incluing homosexuality and incest and often mocks hillbillies. The show uses sound effects such as a cow's moo and a "boing" sound. Audience members sing the "Star Spanggled Banner" when the word AMERICA is uttered. Females in the audience are given beeds when they flash their breasts. The show also features a stripper's pole for the guests or audience members to display themselves.

The Jerry Springer Show is absolutely disgusting--its' my favorite.

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

eating eggs like jeremy irons

when you entirely peel a hard boiled egg and eat it while holding it in your hand a la jeremy irons in die hard 3 when hes talking to maclean right after he shoots samuel l jackson in the leg.

I'm eating eggs like jeremy irons

by ronnie_e September 23, 2009

Jersey pride

The reason why most Jersyians (including me) think we are are the best state and think we are better than you.Its also the reason why some people from Jersey like to yell JERSEY!when asked were they are from from and when out of state like to get the nick-name Jersey (to my knowledge nobody from any other state gets there state name as a nick-name when out of state) Jersey pride my came from years of people from other states putting Jersey down and making fun of it.Therefore being from Jersey,we feel we must defend it.

guy1:hey man were ya from
Jerseyian:JERSEY!
guy2:so wuts your name?
Jerseyian:my names Steve but you can call me Jersey.
Guy1 talking to guy2:whats up with that guy?
guy2 to guy1:its cool hes just got a little bit of Jersey pride.

by JerZeyCJ October 23, 2009

New Jersey Steamroller

While having sex with a girl doggy style, you ejaculate onto a dirty sock (smellier the better) and shove it in the girl's face. You then proceed to roll over her (as if you are a steamroller) and mash her face into the dirty sock.

While driving on the NJ turnpike:

Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."

Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."

by WestwoodAll-Star June 24, 2010

New Jersey bubble bath

This refers to the results of making flatuses while taking a bath.

After dining royally on pinto beans, Hector took a New Jersey bubble bath.

by Duckbutt January 11, 2008

knee-jerk

A spontaneous, thoughless, predictable and stereotypical reaction to something, usually an opinion or a statement.

An entire culture of American neo-conservatives has seemed to build itself on a type of knee-jerk reaction to any kind of criticism of the Bush Administration or the loyal element of the Republican Party, even from fellow conservatives -- the kind of pseudo-patriotism discouraged by Theodore Roosevelt.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

jeremiah

young wild and free

Jeremiah says fuck this shit dogg im out

by juggalo13 September 28, 2013