hemphysema

The lung disease you get from smoking weed for a very long time.

My uncle Tom ended up dying at 56 from hemphysema. Dude was baked since high school.

by econobiz February 25, 2008

Hemolingus

The act of orally stimulating another person's hemorrhoids. Very popular amongst homosexual men.

Connor & Andre partook in a fierce session of hemolingus.

by I like coffee March 30, 2008

Hemijaw

A hemijaw is a person (usually a female and a drama queen) who thinks of themselves 2 or more of the following:
1. Everyone likes me.
2. My shit is the most important thing in the world.
3. I don't hang with those retarded geeks. They're like SOOOOO nasty.
4. Is the Earth still flat?
5. Look at me! I have big titties!
Also to qualify as a hemijaw the person in question must have a normal speech rate of ohmyfuckinggodwhatthehellisshesaying?

Kayla Bryant is a fucking attention whore hemijaw.

by GrizlyBear October 27, 2008

hemoy

1. "happy emo"
2. Someone who is somewhat emo but is way hyper and happy most of the time.

"He is a hemoy. He never acts emo but he does dress it."

by Starbucks Queen January 27, 2009

hembroke

A sex postion which requires for the bed, sheets and clothing all to be ripped during the process of sexual intercorse.

"that was a good hembroke session last night."

by Doghouse Dean March 23, 2009

Hemopascal

A unit of blood pressure equal to one pascal

Hemo- pertaining to blood
Pascal- Basic unit of pressure

People who don't watch their sodium intake are at risk for a high hemopascal count.

by animegroupie November 18, 2009

hemorrhoid hounder

A male homosexual.

"Look at that queer, he is such a hemorrhoid hounder"

by marcusgg December 15, 2009