A hemijaw is a person (usually a female and a drama queen) who thinks of themselves 2 or more of the following:
1. Everyone likes me.
2. My shit is the most important thing in the world.
3. I don't hang with those retarded geeks. They're like SOOOOO nasty.
4. Is the Earth still flat?
5. Look at me! I have big titties!
Also to qualify as a hemijaw the person in question must have a normal speech rate of ohmyfuckinggodwhatthehellisshesaying?
1. Everyone likes me.
2. My shit is the most important thing in the world.
3. I don't hang with those retarded geeks. They're like SOOOOO nasty.
4. Is the Earth still flat?
5. Look at me! I have big titties!
Also to qualify as a hemijaw the person in question must have a normal speech rate of ohmyfuckinggodwhatthehellisshesaying?
by GrizlyBear September 11, 2008
A very powerful strain of the Cannabis Sativa L. plant. Encoh is short for Encino County Homegrown. The strain hails from the Encino area of Los Angeles and has a THC percentage of roughly 21%. The bud itself is characterized by its stickiness, aroma, and (in some specimens) the lack of seeds.
Encoh sell on the street for around $65 for a quartersack.
Encoh sell on the street for around $65 for a quartersack.
Many I got this really dankass reef the other day. Cost me 70 bucks man.
What was it called?
Encoh dude. Best shit I ever smoked.
What was it called?
Encoh dude. Best shit I ever smoked.
by GrizlyBear June 13, 2008