flooch

female gooch - patch of skin between cunt and arsehole

"damm, i fucked that bitch so hard i ripped her flooch"

by flopyphil May 14, 2006

floosh

a fanny fart - means the same as queef but sounds way better. can also be used as an insult

'that girl made a rumbling sound'

'dude she totally just flooshed'

'alright dan?'

'go away you fuckin floosh'

by wubanga101 November 3, 2011

Texas Flood

Also a famous Stevie Ray Vaughn song, but this event occurs after a long day of drinking margaritas and other alcoholic beverages in Austin, TX, or any other Texas town. The offender passes out on your bathroom floor naked just having vomited in your tub and trying to conceal the faux pas by washing it down the drain. You subsequently wake up in a 2-3 inch lake in your house, apt, or hotel room from the resulting vomitus blocking the drain. Legal action will depend on the dwelling this was completed in.

Jake was so bombed on slippery nipples after the UT game he caused a Texas Flood and evacuted the whole second floor of my condo!!

by shakesNC February 14, 2007

floor

To intoxicate exceptionally thoroughly.

After a bottle and a half of Vodka, Mike was floored.

by jane February 28, 2003

hard wood floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

by Tracey September 17, 2003

Floor people

When a person or persons get high and end up on the floor and would rather stay there than move to a bed or chair.

When towlie gets high he turns into floor people

by freeridesonlexbus May 21, 2011

floordog

1. Lowest level of management. The guy who watches the workers (not) working. see also straw boss.
2. Powerfull animal (ie. not a lapdog
3. Best garage band ever!

"Get back to work! The floordog is coming this way!"

by Dirty Dave January 15, 2004