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Were-douche

1.To be a cool while in person but once out of site becomes an automatic douche.
2.One who has frequent angry outbursts.
Man, Travis is a total were-douche?
really? I thought he was alright.
yea, thus the were-douche
by gzcl July 19, 2007
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googal donchery

Saying that something is strange or weird. Used to make fun of someone or when you aren't being really serious.
"hey dude, lets go solve mathematical equations!" "no man, that's googal donchery."
by Sir Callahan February 9, 2007
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Douchebag

Someone who wears white Oakley sunglasses.
Mitch- "Hey is that guy wearing white oakleys?"

Steve- "Yea man. What a Douchebag!"
by YourNewGod July 5, 2009
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douchebag

A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
Damn, i thought "Beverly Hills 90210" won the permanent award for most douchebags casted in one weekly television show, but then someone had to go make that show, "Friends."
by drdecent February 10, 2004
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douchebag

someone with a myspace that has more friends than the population of their hometown.
Hello, DOUCHEBAG!
You have 46346874161 friends.
by SKEETERBITES December 26, 2006
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douchebag tag

noun: A method of identifying douchebags by their obnoxiously designed facial hair.
Britney Spears should have know to stay away from paparrazo ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, because of the douchebag tag on his chin.
by Margo G. April 26, 2008
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douche bag

FAKE kids with vagina beards that are obsessive over hacky sacks and previous girlfriends, who also enjoy fooling around with younger immature drug addict little girls that have no lives and think they're wicked cool and that "he's" the shit cuz he's older"
timothy p. thellen "aka timgod" you're such a douche bag!
"NO IM NOT GIVE ME MY HACKY SACK!!"
by xprincesxxxrawrx March 12, 2010
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