Definitions by drdecent

douchebag

A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

Damn, i thought "Beverly Hills 90210" won the permanent award for most douchebags casted in one weekly television show, but then someone had to go make that show, "Friends."

douchebag by drdecent February 10, 2004

messhead 

a man who does not shower for days, despite getting his dick sucked by a 250 lb hog. Therefore, his hair is messy due to a lack of showering and his smaller, more sensitive dome is tarnished with the remains of a man-juice-milkshake improperly guzzled by a fat troll.

we gotta get some more messheads to occupy the poundage apparent in the bitty population of this party.

messhead by drdecent February 10, 2004