dildo

Tools used for curious guys and girls who don't have a step brother.

Girl:i'm so horny
Also Girl: lucky i got this dildo to shove into my ass.

by The mighty egg December 9, 2019

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dildo pocket

Is used only when referring to "Moke" (a terrible terrible human) - as a diss to make his dick go through his mouth hole and out the bottom one - basically calling him a cagina/Bagina/vagina

"Oh yeah fuck off moke. You're just a big Ol' dildo pocket. Suck on that sister"

by Mokesdad September 23, 2017

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dildo

used to penetrate a girls pussy to cause a hard wet orgasm

oh my god this dildo caused me more pleasure than a real dick

by the big croc September 10, 2020

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Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 16, 2021

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Dildo bike

It's pretty self explanatory....

Jake's dad: jake is riding the god damn Dildo bike down the road again!

Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...

by Mydickisbiggerthanagoddamnchic May 13, 2020

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Dildo

A small gray floating man with no mose that gives you money

Example:

Violette: Hey’! Theres a dildo!
Britney: where?!

Violette: in the corner!
Britney: oh i see him!

Violette: lets go get his money!
Britney: hell yeah

by Itsbritneybitch617 April 23, 2018

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