Bed Dick

Sleep so good it's like the bed fucked you.

OU BITCH!!! I got me some good bed dick last night.

by ChubbyQween July 19, 2020

Double Dick Down Method

The Double Dick Down Method (DDDM), is when the man in the relationship wears a strap-on above his dick and proceeds to have both anal and vaginal sex at the same time.

The Double Dick Down Method made her cum so hard last night.

by Cocktography November 20, 2020

Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

by IronMikey April 3, 2023

Super Bowl Dick

Used to describe the penis of someone who's team just won the Super Bowl. Usually used while having celebratory sex after the big game.

Me (Packers fan): Yeah babe, suck on that Super Bowl Dick.

My Girlfriend (Bears fan): *Rolls eyes* and begrudgingly starts sucking.

by packersfansbd March 16, 2011

Satan's Dick Syndrome

When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever

Have you ever experienced Satan's Dick Syndrome

by JihadJeep July 12, 2016

suck my dick pdsb

When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.

BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb

by mr adamanchuk October 27, 2016

look at my dick

a trick you play on your fellow acquaintances in the PE locker room

boy 1: bro bro bro
boy 2: yah?
boy 1: look at my dick

boy 2: -looks-
boy 1: dude you're so gay

by holy maccaroni April 18, 2017