Butt Cough

When you're standing over a putt and are unable to hold a fart in. Much like an uncontrollable cough.

As Joe Witterall stood over the 3-footer to win the Penn-York league golf championship, he was unable to hold in his butt cough, causing him to lip out the putt.

Butt Cough by The Definition Maestro February 11, 2010

butt fucky

Being of or related to anal sex.

You cant spell butt fucky without bucky.

Bro1: Hey how was that party last night?
Bro2: It was pretty butt fucky.
Bro1: Why?
Bro2: Everyone was putting it in the pooper.

butt fucky by GangBangOrangutan March 1, 2011

butt wand 

1. slang for penis or dildo which has been or will be used in anal sex.

2. an excellent name for people who fuck others over. (see prick, asshole, douche and their variant forms)

1. i work at a porn store selling handcuffs and butt wands to people.

2. my boss at the porn store is a total butt wand.

butt wand by Vulva Hammer May 7, 2011

Butt Numbies 

The act of putting cocaine in ones inner rectum. Causeing numbness.

I gave my cat a butt numby!
or
Butt Numbies are my cats favorite!

Butt Numbies by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

Butt-house 

The anus where illicit drugs are smuggled, usually by a non-smoking American with a mustache who occasionally wears capes and Canadian toques.

"What are you going to do if we can't get weed in over spring break Bobby Brown? No problem, I always have my butt-house."

Butt-house by RowdyMcRICH May 30, 2012

Butt surf 

1.To be ignored by someone thought to be a friend when in a group situation. The body language mimics that of a surfer turning on a wave. When approached to offer a greeting, they pause their conversation and turn only to turn back toward the group to continue. The individual has literally turned away from you and offered their butt. 2. To be snubbed by someone 3. To be stood up by a friend 4. Not returning someones call intentionally

I was at the party and I saw Jim talking to his work freinds. I tried to join the conversation and he totally butt surfed me. He acted like he didn't even know me.

Butt surf by Simon sayz November 25, 2013

Butt pocket 

A butt pocket is similar to an asshole. Butt pocket is an insult for someone being absent minded or ignorant. Some one being irritating or annoying would be considered a butt pocket. A butt pocket is just an insult.

Joseph Graham is a totally butt pocket.

Butt pocket by Notisaaclong420 January 16, 2015