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The anus where illicit drugs are smuggled, usually by a non-smoking American with a mustache who occasionally wears capes and Canadian toques.

"What are you going to do if we can't get weed in over spring break Bobby Brown? No problem, I always have my butt-house."

Butt-house by RowdyMcRICH May 30, 2012

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butt housed

When one drinks entirly too much. Made infamous by Sublime.

He was completly butt housed last night

butt housed by C.Huff November 13, 2007

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Butt Housed

To get completely drunk

John: What'd you do last night?

Frank: Me and Walter got completely butt housed.

Butt Housed by Luciferrodeo February 12, 2009

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butt-housed

extremely wasted, drunk, inebriated, tanked, sloshed, blasted

That choch is totally butt-housed. He won't be throwin the ball around like the boys tonight.

butt-housed by Mac April 17, 2003

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horse butt

A very muscular butt that is lacking in roundness. The person who has a horse butt is very physically fit, but their butt does not make you say "dat ass".

Chad: dude, Catalina is so fine!
Gavin: yeah, but she has a horse butt.

horse butt by manhole13 November 3, 2013

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Horse butt

A hella fine stripper with a ass with so much muscle she could break a pole or a dick

Tierras horse butt made us hella racks tonight!!! It looks like a heart!!!!

Horse butt by Vala187 December 27, 2020

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horse dicken butt

When someone fucks a horse and then the horse fucks them then the person who fucked horse pulls a 10 foot dildo out there fanny pack and fucks themself and horse with it and then the horse cums in there but they also like it

Horse dicken butt was a dick in horse butt

horse dicken butt by Brodie like horse dicken butt September 22, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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