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Brown Mustache

After having a shit, use your fingers to wipe. Then use your fingers on someone's face to create a Mustache of shit. Obviously this is best done when the person is asleep. When the person wakes up they will initially have no idea where that nice smell is coming from.
"Let's give Paul a brown mustache while he's asleep"
by Al_Bundy November 29, 2007
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brown fox hole

When a male defecates into a women's vagina and then has sex with her.
I took a nasty shit in her vag then stuck my dick in it, it was the nastiest brown fox hole I've had in a while!
by akunk December 27, 2007
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Brown Slap

When someone excretes from ones anus into ones hand and slaps an intended target with the accumulated substance.
Aaron brown slapped Ryan, much to Ryan's dismay...
by Big RM May 30, 2008
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Brown Eye Back Fire

A Brown Eye Back Fire is when you take a dump and when the poop hits the water in the toilet it splashes up on your butthole. It is the most disgusting feeling in the world that everyone you’ve ever met has experienced.
Guy on toilet: “(splash) AHHHHHHHH

Guy’s wife: “What’s going on in there?”

Guy on Toilet: “Fucking Brown Eye Back Fire.”
by K1LL_4_FUN April 8, 2011
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Brown out

Similar to "greening out" as a negative short term after-effect of smoking cannabis. However instead of vomiting you shit yourself. Browning out.

Side note: Most people who brown out deny it at all costs.
Conor: Damn boi, I was so high I think might have shat myself after getting off that train
Me: Woah I can't believe you just brown'd out for fuck sake Conor
Conor: No I didn't brown out I swear!
Everyone else: Did you hear Conor brown'd out at South Kensington Station
by Skunk Shack FM September 19, 2017
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Brown Noser

Someone who sucks up to their boss or teacher in order to recieve a promotion or better grades
Guy 1: Those four girls are kissing up to the teacher so bad!

Guy 2: I know, they are known as "The Brown Nosers"
by tittyfuck69 May 8, 2009
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brown hatter

When the hat of your penis is brown, you are a brown hatter.

Also a kind of flower.
I went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed
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