Everything-but-the-bagel

A play on the infamous Trader Joe’s seasoning, that indicates that one’s sexual encounter included all bases/acts EXCEPT for sexual intercourse.

“Hey, Helen! How far did you go with Chuck?”
“We did everything-but-the-bagel, because I vowed to save myself for marriage”

by MichiganGirl67 March 22, 2026

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Jewish kike bagel

When your playing call of duty multiplayer and your kicking ass then all of a sudden here comes this one Jewish kike begal getting u with a headshot after headshot

Damn Jewish kike bagel got me again with a headshot.

by Lmpease March 14, 2025

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The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.

"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"

by zimdah April 1, 2021

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