Albertican

A citizen in the city of Albertica, which is ruled by platypi. Alberticans are purple and Ninja in origin.

Alberticans have been ruled by the Jell-O fist of their counsel for eons!

by Albertican Counsel Member January 16, 2010

Amber Alert

Known well for it's scary sounds and unexpected demonic screams. It is meant to alert people about a child that has been missing or kidnapped.

1. Random Politician: Amber Alerts at 3AM would be good for waging phycological terror on the citizenry!
1A. Some dictator: You sir, are a very bright man. You should be my heir!
2. An alert on phones or tv, by the county meant for helping progress to find children lost or abducted

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021

Boner Alert

That weird feelin us guys get around preschoolers

When I saw the newborn baby I got a boner Alert

by I am a person l May 28, 2023

S.A.B. alert

S.A.B. alert: acronym. Used to describe the time when one person calls together one or more persons to gather and SMOKE A BOWL of illegal substance. I.e. methamphetamine or marijuana.

Matt sells drugs and as a drug dealer it is his irresponsibility to go and make house calls. Many of these house calls are for people in dire of getting their fix. Due to the coed and foreboden world of drugs and deals, code is often used and the demand for bonus rounds of smoke are high. The house call code is. "I have an S.A.B. Alert." "matt get here quickly." Matt says "Bawk, bawk bawk, shut the fuck up."

Haha jk

by penn and teller November 2, 2013

Dude Alert!

1. A male that oozes coolness, typically noticed long before passing and someone who one never approaches to talk to.

This dude needs a dude alert! ...www.myspace.com/thisisgenerationx

by a jesus taco April 28, 2010

nerd alert

Any vehicle that has a cargo container attached to the roof rack.

Upon attaching the thule box to her SUV, Heather drove off for vacation in her nerd alert.

by JDubb July 20, 2003

Random Alert

A phrase which can be said as a reply to a completely off topic comment or reply on a forum or a youtube video ext...

Random internet weirdo: WELCOME TO THE U.S.A. of MEXICO. We are the friggin minority now...Unless somebody does something?? Is O'bama or MC Lame going to do it?

Me: RANDOM ALERT!!! RANDOM ALERT!!!

by God of Luigi October 4, 2008