9 volt test

The "tongue to object" manuever used when checking a 9 volt battery with your tongue.

Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test

Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross

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by tonyrums December 9, 2009

Russian Volcano

The girl must have explosive diarrhea first. When having sex, get the girl on her back and left her legs above her, then have her shit up like a volcano and get it all over your face. Originated in Russian. Thus Russian Volcano

My girl explosive diarrhea, and we wanted to do some freaky shit in bed. So we decided to do the "Russian Volcano". That shit was foul.

by BigPlayaWetback April 24, 2009

Alec Volturi

...Also, the books stated nothing about his love life. That lead people like me to think of everything turns out with him...and we came with a preposterous answer: Renesmee Carlie Swan Cullen. Yes, Renesmee, the impossible child, the daughter of THE Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. The one that the DOG :o3 loves...but sucks for him, Team Reneslec existed >:)
In the world of Twilight, Jacob might be Paris and Edward the Romeo, but in the Reneslec world, Jacob is the Romeo, Alec is Paris...AND WE ARE TEAM PARIS!

Alec Volturi, my personal painkiller.

by Team Reneslec January 30, 2010

volcano face

When one's particular face is riddled by zits and pimples; thus making the face appear red. Making it seem as if there are volcanoes on one's face.

Man that guys face is like Hawaii. It is made of volcanoes. He got a volcano face.

by Det-RO April 27, 2009

Voluntold

Being volunteered for something by a spouce or significant other that you were totally unaware of.

My wife voluntold me that I was going to coach our sons soccer team.

by Sockmonkey0811 February 24, 2010

Chocolate Volcano

This is for the ladies! When your man wants anal sex, but you're not feeling it...take a shit ton of ex-lax. When he you feel it start to work, engage in anal sex. As he's enjoying himself...let the shit erupt!

I really did the Chocolate Volcano one time, and my lover never wanted anal sex again...thank god!

by Three Stooges October 9, 2008

Volyst

The act of wrapping your dick in a torn out piece of the bible and then fucking a unholy wench to purify her

Girl: My boyfiend and i Volyst last night. Im a changed woman.
Other Girl: Dam your boyfriend is Strongerly

by Napolol90 October 21, 2018