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9 volt test

The "tongue to object" manuever used when checking a 9 volt battery with your tongue.

Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test

Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross

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by tonyrums December 9, 2009

clap it up

use interchangeably with "fuck" "fix" and "jack"

Did that virus clap up your computer?

Yeah, the guy who cleaned it for me said my laptop was all clapped up.

What software did he use to clap it up?

by tonyrums November 28, 2011