Did that virus clap up your computer?
Yeah, the guy who cleaned it for me said my laptop was all clapped up.
What software did he use to clap it up?
Yeah, the guy who cleaned it for me said my laptop was all clapped up.
What software did he use to clap it up?
by tonyrums June 07, 2011
Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test
Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross
dug eatin' beans whippet breaves midnight roast hog spit egg sandwitch
Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross
dug eatin' beans whippet breaves midnight roast hog spit egg sandwitch
by tonyrums December 09, 2009