by Mightymeatyman November 28, 2015
by Vics Vapor Rub November 17, 2016
going to multiple friends, relatives houses in an attempt to get all the turkey, dressing, etc., and then leaving afterward.
by AKCcc November 27, 2008
Aeesha's dog long genie ducky suit made an Irky Turkey in her dog crate, it was so bad there was Irky Turkey outside of the crate on the floor too!
by jone smithy April 08, 2023
by HighNiggis November 28, 2019
Known as Thanksgiving, prior to the year 2020, where Blue State Governors and associated local Health Officials channel their inner King George, mandating masks in your home with your loved ones while watching football and eating typically dry Turkey. Everyone's here for the booze and the sides so leave us alone!
Hey bro- Phil Murphy and/or Gavin Newsom can suck it, we're coming to your house anyways, Thanksgiving 2020 is now called Turkey Rebellion! We threw tea into the harbor- what do they expect!
by Real Clear Gadsen Flag November 19, 2020
Someone that has an idea of how the world works that is completely and totally at odds with the way the world really works. Which when acted upon leads to most certain mishap.
Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.
Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.
This guy told everyone, "Yeah I know how to reverse a boat down a slip into the water." the fucking dream turkey then proceeded to put my brand new truck three feet underwater. The best part was the boat was still on land what a complete and total dream turkey...
by island chicken. September 15, 2015