emu-toe

The male counterpart of a camel-toe, bearing resemblance to the feet of the big, african bird.. unfortunately it is coming into fashion for young men to wear tights and skin-tight jeans as well, so this phenomenon will be unevitable in the near future...

"Uuuuh, look at Dominic, he has a real emu-toe in his new tights. What a fag he became!"

by narcoleptic fatass November 30, 2009

Toes the condition

Toes The Condition
Turn you're toes turn into a third nut

he tried to touch his toes
but touched his third nut

The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg

Toes the Condition

by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022

Troll Toe

Jack Whitehall's shit troll costume had a bulge in it.

*jack walks onto stage in his shitty costume*
*audience laughs*
Jack: "Why are you looking down there?"
Also Jack: "Wha- I have a camel toe!!!!!!!" *audience laughs more*
Also Also Jack: "Stop it! No! DO NOT look at my troll toe!" *covers bulge with his wooden club*

by TheSwaggyHobo June 27, 2019

Toes Hunting

The primitive urge to chop toes off a living human.

Lunatic : I'm hungry, i must go Toes Hunting.

by Demofisher December 30, 2021

Toe-slammer

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.

She was a real toe-slammer.

by loatgoat December 19, 2018

Pakora Toes

Big brown looking toes.

Eww she has pakora toes.

by Battle4sentinel March 28, 2015

toe scum

Climbing term, the act of sqaushing the toe bit of your foot in to whatever space is available to progress through the route

"Hey man, I didn't think you were gonna send it past that crack - that toe scum was mega dude"

by oj roines January 27, 2020