The Todd 

A character on Scrubs that has a habit of turning every sentence into a double entendre, no matter what the cost. May be bisexual, as he has been seen hitting on both men and women. Loves wearing banana hammocks.

Elliott: "Anaconda," isn't that the one with the giant snake?
(The Todd suddenly pops up from behind a counter)
The Todd: (pointing to self) No, this is the one with the giant snake. I was waiting down there for hours.

The Todd by JNNC July 16, 2006

The Triple Derk 

The process in which one takes two hoses from a hookah and takes three long hits back-to-back-to-back resulting in a buzz that exceeds all understanding. The less time in between hits the better and the final Derk should be held for as long as possible to prolong the communion with Mohammed.

You wanna hit The Triple Derk? Im feelin pretty derka-ish tonight.

The Triple Derk by Derka-stan June 14, 2009

Respect the turtle 

Masturbate. Ask Craig Ferguson.

I was just in the bathroom trying to respect the turtle!

Respect the turtle by Briana83 May 24, 2014

channing the tatum 

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

channing the tatum by VonComedy June 13, 2014

Fell off the truck 

Stolen; Something obtained or being sold illegally.

"Hey dude, Check out this new PS3. Only paid 50 bucks for it because it fell off the truck."
"You lucked out, man."

Fell off the truck by Madame Waffles December 18, 2008

the trè 

are you 🙀are you 👄comeing⚰️to the 🌳tré🌳😽🚬
trè tree coming to the tree

are you coming to the trè

the trè by ayelete May 14, 2020

The Thickness

Genitalia area. Referring to primarily the penis. Usually said while pointing to or suggesting towards the crotch.

Made famous on American Dad by Stan.

"Maybe tonight I'll introduce her to THE THICKNESS!"

The Thickness by xCosmicWizardx March 17, 2012