Tim Walz

A Vice Presidential candidate who does not have sex with couches or call his running mate Adolph Hitler, AKA a good pick

Person A: ”wow did you know Tim Walz doesn’t have sex either couches?”

Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays

by TangoDango August 10, 2024

Tim tim

He is a huge loser and hates everyone trash 1v1 me

Tim Tim us my name

by Jack.jack February 5, 2019

Tim

Downright sexy man. Smart, funny, has a huge heart, and is usually your best friend. You would do anything to be with a Tim, and don't have the slightest idea or the courage to tell him. He has brown hair and amazing Brown eyes and gives the best hugs in the world. He's built like a God, even when he's out of shape. Every glance stolen at a Tim, will leave you breathless while your heart skips beats, but he's just your friend. At least he's the best friend you could ask for. He will always stick up for you, and will stop what he's doing to help you or talk to you. You can't help but love him. He's always down on himself and always dates sluts and crazy bitches full of drama, and gets really depressed when it doesn't work out with them.He has some depression problems but thats why you need a Tim so you can help him. If Tim says he loves you he means it

Whos That

THATS TIM

by <3 EVA May 3, 2022

Tim

A roughneck hard worker. Someone who loves to ride motorcycles on long rides. A man with his own built wealth. A curious bedroom boy, they might add. But overall, just a Deep Dish Fag!!

My recommendation cum on his ass and wipe your cock clean on his lips 👄

Tim

by Slowslothqueen November 17, 2023

Tim moment

(when Sydney kicks Tim form a voice call and he doesn't join back)

"oh your not joining back after i kicked you, Tim moment"

by _LEE_ December 14, 2023

Jungle Tim

When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)

He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.

by LillithofHell December 3, 2023

Tims

Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..

- Warning About Tims - read label before washing!
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..

Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!

Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.

by -dipshit November 20, 2022